File 22 · Mecha Ani / Lilith protocol · multi-agent desk
IDF Woody
Satire on the left. Forensic Architecture on the right. Do not confuse the mask with the docket.
Five recent, sourced incidents (2025–early 2026). The cowboy is incoming theater: a press-secretary mask that cannot hold the FA reconstruction. Lilith protocol: named desks, dates, status. Not a Pixar property. Not a toy. A mask.
WOODY
IDF press secretary (satire node)
Howdy. The vehicles looked extremely suspicious.
HOGDEXTER
Operator · forge
Couldn’t spin it thirty seconds. Classic.
LILITH PROTOCOL
Ledger · no graphic body
Date. Source. Status. Child flag is yes/no only.
MECHA ANI
Analysis · dual card
IDF story vs FA reconstruction. Both stay on the glass.
Woody · incoming lines
- Absolutely not a massacre of aid workers. Clearly marked emergency vehicles that looked extremely suspicious.
- We fired over 900 bullets because self-defense. The medics were driving in a very threatening manner.
- Survivors executed at close range? Misinformation. They tripped and fell on our bullets. Multiple times. Point-blank. Very common.
- Slinky told me— I mean— our sources. If we let them live they might’ve helped people.
HogDexter: the mask slipped. Slinky is a gag. Do not invent the dead.
Lilith protocol · 5 events
Spokesman vs reconstruction
01 · 2025-03-23 · Tal al-Sultan / west Rafah
Aid-worker convoy
corroborated OSINT
- Reported
- 15 killed: 8 PRCS, 6 Civil Defense, 1 UN. Vehicles crushed, bodies in a mass grave, recovered about a week later.
- IDF card
- Initial spokesman: uncoordinated vehicles advancing suspiciously, no headlights or emergency signals. April 2025 probe: ‘professional failures,’ a deputy commander to be dismissed; ‘no evidence of execution or bound bodies.’
- Reconstruction
- Forensic Architecture & Earshot (Feb 2026, Drop Site): ≥910 gunshots in recordings; ≥844 in 5 min 30 sec; ≥8 point-blank. Marked ambulances, fire truck, UN vehicle. ICRC appalled. NYT, UN on the grave.
FA / Earshot · ICRC · NYT · UN · IDF probe
02 · 2025-03-20 · Gaza hospitals under occupation
War crimes while occupying hospitals
corroborated OSINT
child-involved
- Reported
- HRW: war crimes during occupation of hospitals; arbitrary detention and torture of health workers in the file.
- IDF card
- Operational necessity / militants in medical sites — the standing dual-use claim.
- Reconstruction
- HRW 20 Mar 2025 plus the hospital module on Veritas (Shifa, Kamal Adwan, Nasser). Medical units are protected unless the warning-and-cease test is met.
HRW · WHO · Veritas File 20
03 · 2025-08-10 · Gaza City
Al Jazeera correspondents killed
corroborated OSINT
- Reported
- Strike killed Anas al-Sharif, Mohammad Qreiqeh, and four other media workers. RSF: journalists killed in Gaza at historic scale.
- IDF card
- IDF has repeatedly alleged militant affiliation of some journalists. Affiliation, if shown, is not a free-fire card on a press pack.
- Reconstruction
- HRW: apparently deliberate killings of journalists. Named desks. Pattern, not one stray round.
HRW · RSF · Al Jazeera
04 · 2025-08-25 · Khan Younis · Nasser Hospital
Nasser roof / stairwell
official admission
- Reported
- 22 killed including 5 journalists (Reuters, AP, Al Jazeera, others). Double-tap alleged.
- IDF card
- Hamas camera on the roof was the target. Inquiry ordered. Netanyahu: deep regret.
- Reconstruction
- Reuters investigation: visual evidence vs official story. File 20 Veritas card.
Reuters · IDF · NBC
05 · 2024-12-27 · Beit Lahia · Kamal Adwan
Kamal Adwan out / director detained
corroborated OSINT
child-involved
- Reported
- WHO: last major North hospital out of service after the raid. Dr Hussam Abu Safiya detained; Amnesty: assault in detention alleged.
- IDF card
- Militants using the site; detentions of suspects.
- Reconstruction
- WHO 28 Dec 2024: ≥50 verified attacks on/near. Healer class as a target is File 19’s moral-injury beam.
WHO · Amnesty · File 19/20
This file will not say
- That the cowboy still is an IDF transcript. It is incoming satire. Nadav Shoshani’s actual first line was ‘suspicious vehicles,’ not a toy-box confession.
- That Slinky is a documented casualty. Slinky is a gag in the skit. Do not invent the dead.
- That this page clones a studio character. The still is an incoming mask. The docket is FA.
This file will say
- FA/Earshot: ≥910 rounds, marked convoy, 15 dead, mass grave. ICRC named it. That is the climate.
- IDF probe conceded professional failures and fired a deputy. It denied executions. Both sentences stay on the card.
- Five events, dual stack: spokesman vs named investigation. Lilith protocol. Mecha Ani does not pick a team. It picks a source.
Confirm the incident
Confirm the incident. Do not confirm the skit. Tal al-Sultan is on the FA glass: marked vehicles, a thousand rounds, a grave. Woody is a mask that sweats. The mask is not the massacre.